Funny Old Lady Answers Questions. She cannot be an young girl because then she wouldn't be having kids.therefore, she must be an mother with kids.so, the answer is none of the above. I know an old lady book club discussion questions.

How many players are there on a baseball team? The answer must be none of the above. The title of the poem when i'm an old lady clearly states that the narrator cannot be an old lady yet as she says 'when'.